Pawning Pillows

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Privates Beach"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Luke Sleepwalker...

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

Self Raising Flour

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Prawn Shop

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"We should have taken a eweber."

Death Watch

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

Blue Tit Bank.

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

"My post got a trillion 'likes'!"

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

bitter lemon...

'Get my broker on the phone, please, stock not pawn?'

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"