Pan Aficionado Gifts

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Bangers and Mash

Motorherd

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

Litterary Dogs.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Better Not Squash.

Moulin Rouge Security

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Beam Me Up Spotty

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'