Papers And Pens Aficionado Gifts

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Biro Diversity

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Je Suis Charlie

Weapens of Mass Instruction

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD