Papers And Pens Aficionado Prints

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Pencil sharpeners in hell