Penmanship Enthusiasts Mugs

Victim of your own writings.

It's very important to learn how to write in script - how else will we sign for credit card purchases?

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Je Suis Charlie

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Spilled Ink

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"