Penmanship Enthusiast Mugs

Dip Pen Bouquet

"With Benjamin, the numbers are still terrible, but the calligraphy is breathtaking."

'Yes, this is a very neat report you printed out on your home computer, but this was an excercise in penmanship.'

Ancient man

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

Steadman - The Early Years.

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.