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'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Wildlife

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Happy thoughts

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Beginning Yarder.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

"Who's next?"