Puppy Pedigree Ponderer Gifts

'Are they related?'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Fish Food

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"We're not so different, you and I."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

I Wonder if They can Think…

"What do cats want?"

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

Puppet Thinks

'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'

I'm neither a dog person nor a cat person. I'm a people person.

"Her name's Snuggles."

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

'Yeah, I read somewhere that people started to look like their pets after a while...'