Puppy Planning Ponderer Gifts

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Fish Food

A baby marks time on the walls of the uterus.

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"We're not so different, you and I."

"Which one of us is me?"

I Wonder if They can Think…

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

"What do cats want?"

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'I just hate how everyone sees everything as black or white!'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'