Puppy Playtime Appreciator Gifts

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Headshot of perky dog.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Take it easy back there!"

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Walking the dog

"Counsel will stop playing games."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

'This time it's really just a stick!'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"On the eighth day God really rested."