Playful Pup Person Pillows

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Super Dog'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Balloon dog training

Pet Pony

'Click it or ticket.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

K9 Literati.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Headshot of perky dog.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'Good book?'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

Puppy and Kitten.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

A girl with a dog and balloons

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