Happy Pupper Pillows

'I think the box says something about seeking medical treatment if your tails is up for more than six hours.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Next!'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Top dog

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

In the dog park

'You wish, Timmy.'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

How paper training can affect puppies...

Pet Dog.

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Dogs running in their dreams

'He keeps us young!'

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"I no longer eat homework. I graduated to term papers."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"On the eighth day God really rested."

Wait your turn. I was here first.

Candour.

"How 'bout a goodnight sniff?"

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

'He took the first prize at the bird show, He ate the prize budgie,'

"He's refusing to take off his medal."

'I think Lassie is trying to tell us something, Mom.'

'He's had more than a saucerful I know!'

'I never care about the vintage.'