Loyal Pupper Parent Pillows

Candour.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog walking Human.

Love a Mutt

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Canine Scentipede

Pavlov's Puppy

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Dogma

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'