Romantic Dog Parent Pillows

While no one was watching, Brewster and Missy sneaked a quick Sniff under the Mistletoe.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

'What's founder?'

Dogs

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.