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Candour.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Dog walking Human.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Canine Scentipede

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Pavlov's Puppy

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Dogma

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'