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'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'What's founder?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

Dogs

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Personal Assistants.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.