Playful Pets Pillows

'Play dead.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Flea Philosophy.

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

Pet Pony

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Dog Love.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Good book?'

Cat Romance

'Who's best friend are you?'