Playful Pets Pillows

'Play dead.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Super Dog'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Flea Philosophy.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Dog Love.

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

'Click it or ticket.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Two cats are high off catnip.

'Who's best friend are you?'

'Good book?'

Cat Romance

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog