Starting Dog Training Prints

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog yoga

"Quick, start the car!"