Bird Trainers Pillows

Puss in Bootcamp

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"