Bird Training Pillows

'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

bird interprets modern art

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"You fly into a window, too?"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."

Bird to psychologist: 'I have some deep-seeded issues.'

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

"He does impressions too!"

Consider a Pet...someone with a bigger beak than me!

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

'Yes,I know, but where do you suppose I'm going to find a rhino around here?'

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

Bird watchers.

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Genius Parrot