Parrot Training Pillows

Birdie stretches his legs.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Pirates

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

"How many letters can you read?"

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Parrot

"Do you think we should get a pet?"