Parrot Care Pillows

'Whoever said 'Free As A Bird' didn't know a thing.'

'Where can I buy parrot seed?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Horror movies

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.