Parrot Care Pillows

'Whoever said 'Free As A Bird' didn't know a thing.'

'Where can I buy parrot seed?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Billy. The Kid.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Horror movies

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Now I really hate poetry."