Bird Care Pillows

Genius Parrot

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Do me next."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

The Worm Charmer

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Spring Training

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bird Torture.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Canada Goose Jackets

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'