Bird Behavior Buff Pillows

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"Cat box"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Songbird.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"I'm in disguise."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

Bird Bath.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Hazards of mouse painting