Bird Behavior Buff Pillows

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"Cat box"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Pointing.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Songbird.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Bird Bath.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Ostrich Curoisities

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

"I'm in disguise."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'That's not a neat trick-he doesn't know how to swim.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating