Avian Behavior Buff Pillows

"Cat box"

Skiing.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Ostrich Curoisities

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'