Avian Behavior Buff Prints

Well, if you don

"Cat box"

Skiing.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

'The Lemming Book Store'

Mating rituals

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"I am not afraid of you!"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."