Bird Trainer Gifts

Pigeon Training School

Buy me and I'll tell you where Long John Silver buried his treasure!

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'

"The fools don't realize that what I do is political commentary."

Pets. He's a trained parrot speech teacher --- He thinks he sounds tough saying "I have ways of making you talk."

A falconer with a flamingo on his arm

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

Pet Bird.

'Whether it's fear biting, dominance biting or explorer mouth, he's drawing blood!'

The Bird Trainer

'They're getting away...They're getting away!'

'I'm returning the parrot. He doesn't roll his r's...'

"He does impressions too!"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"He's really let this 'majestic bird' thing go to his head."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Cat Show

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"