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'My compliments to the chef.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'Tasty bird.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'Tasty.'

"How nice. A truffle."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

The Perfect Garden.

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'What did you say?' - 'I was talking to my broccoli.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

'The food inspector, Sir!'