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'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Better Not Squash.

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Amy Sedaris

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Noodle exchange program.

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'Hoopla!'

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

Football Pudding

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."