Enchanting Cook Pillows

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Better Not Squash.

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Amy Sedaris

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Noodle exchange program.

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'Hoopla!'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

Football Pudding

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."