Enthusiastic Cook Pillows

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Goddess.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Amy Sedaris

A Creature WAS Stirring

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

The First Steak.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."