Enthusiastic Cook Pillows

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Goddess.

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

A Creature WAS Stirring

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Amy Sedaris

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

The First Steak.

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

French man holding a dish.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."