Enthusiastic Eater Pillows

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Habanero ..."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Access Denied!

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'It's an acquired taste!'

Dessert

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Bangers and Mash

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat