Enthusiastic Eater Pillows

'I keep my diet book in the refrigerator for added motivation.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

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"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Habanero ..."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Access Denied!

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Dessert

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Bangers and Mash