Enchanted Chef Pillows

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Keith Floyd.

Witch's Brew.

'Come and get it!'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"The wings are addictive."

Cooking With Pollock.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Christmas Canapes

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

MasterWitch

Lobster potion.

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"The usual"

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

Gourmet Pizza.

Dancing Chicken - A chicken tries to save itself by performing a song and dance routine.

"Excuse me for wanting to broaden our culinary horizons."

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"

'She's been cooking U.F.O's, unidentified fried objects!'