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'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Ice Cream Surgeon

The wonderful world of cheese.

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Children's Feast.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

His New Grillfriend

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Filet minion

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

The Witches Discover The Wok

A Day In The Kitchen

Party time.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

Burnt or Raw?