Culinary Chameleon Pillows

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Pi Ala Mode.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Children's Feast.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

The Witches Discover The Wok

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

His New Grillfriend

Filet minion

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A Day In The Kitchen

Party time.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I love Cannelloni