Culinary Charmers Pillows

'Tasty.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'The Burrito King.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'Tasty bird.'