Culinary Charmers Prints

'Tasty.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'The Burrito King.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Tasty bird.'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."