Cheese Charmer Pillows

The Perfect Garden.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

The Running of the Brie

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Ding" "Dong"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'Tasty.'

Sandwich snob.

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Chicken singing romantic songs

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

When I see you I turn to jelly!

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!

And that's how to make cheese fondue!

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'