Cheshire Charmer Pillows

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Check out this new store."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Pie chart"

'Do you come here often?'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Wedding Wellies

Sticking out tongue

The Perfect Garden.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Your dump or mine..?"

Chicken singing romantic songs

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"I think I'll report us to the Better Business Bureau."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"