Cheshire Charmer T-Shirts

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

"Check out this new store."

You're the olive in my martini

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

'Do you come here often?'

"Pie chart"

"Ding" "Dong"

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Sticking out tongue

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Wedding Wellies

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

The Perfect Garden.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Houdini re-incarnated.

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'