Connecticut Charmers T-Shirts

"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Do you come here often?'

Wedding Wellies

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Up please...

Windmill

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'It goes with your eyes.'

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Another confabulous breakthrough, professor.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

The Country Wedding.

"It's not as easy as it looks."

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

Sex and the Old City

'Miss Wilson, please send in the cow.'

"He's a little shy around people."

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."