Connecticut Charmers Gifts

"It's too late to call them now—they'll be sound asleep. They live in Connecticut!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

'Do you come here often?'

Wedding Wellies

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Up please...

Windmill

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'It goes with your eyes.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

The Country Wedding.

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

"He's a little shy around people."

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

Sex and the Old City

'Miss Wilson, please send in the cow.'

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"It's not as easy as it looks."

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'