Country Charmers Gifts

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

The Country Wedding.

Oh Doug, that's so roooo-mantic!

"It's not as easy as it looks."

'I may be from down on the farm, but I didn't spend all my nights on the north forty, bub.'

Wedding Wellies

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Horse Clean-up

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

Life is simpler in the sticks.

The Scenic Route

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Hellbillies.

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

It was an impulse buy.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

Home Sweet Home On The Range

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'