Chatterbox Charmers Gifts

"I just realised that I'm talking to myself."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

At Gossips Anonymous...

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Time for Tea

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

"She can be outspoken."

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"He's only boring at home."

"Don't retweet this, but..."