Fashion Chameleon Pillows

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"You remind me of myself six months ago."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Farmer's Market.

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"Your resume shows you have had numerous jobs and in all of them you were rather invisible."

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'