Climate Chameleon T-Shirts

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

Farmer's Market.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

The world at stake...

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"So, how about all this global warming business, eh?"

"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

Football Chameleon

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."

Protect the Ecology - Stay Indoors!

'First Responder.'