Climate Chameleon Gifts

Glacier View. That glacier is magical! Are you saying that because it's doing a disappearing act?

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

Farmer's Market.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

The world at stake...

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"So, how about all this global warming business, eh?"

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

Football Chameleon

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'It's not who you know, it's who knows you.'

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

'You said you wanted a style that shows your personality so I just listened to you talk while I worked on your hair...'

"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."