Chardonnay Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Join me in a Martini?

Bubbly

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"You're never home."