Brandy Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Thank heavens, something with an oaky, peppery finish."

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Pastries and Candy

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Man...You age great!'

"Scotch and water musick."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

Redhead

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"What'll ya have?"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

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