Brandy Connoisseur Pillows

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Pastries and Candy

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Man...You age great!'

"Scotch and water musick."

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Redhead

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The dark side of Halloween.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"What'll ya have?"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Secret sweetie drawer...

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.